Coheed and Oxycodone

So Coheed and Cambria's drummer robbed... Walgreen's for OxyContin, saying he had a bomb. Now, I know this story has been publicized into the ground but I just wanted to say... really? Really? You're in a terrible band that makes mediocre music, you have tons of fans and you had to rob a Walgreen's to get drugs?

Since when do famous people have a hard time getting drugs? I don't think Elvis rolled a Wal-Mart pharmacy counter before he died on the crapper. I don't think Kurt Cobain or Jim Morrison ever had to knock over a methadone clinic right before they played a show, and Janis Joplin sure as hell never broke into a police station evidence room while on tour. Get your shit together, dude, that's just pathetic.